troggo

an english troll from the east midlands region. Its diet includes processed sandwiches, crisps and, judging from the state of a Troggos effluence, concrete.
An English Troggo can often be found hiding under bridges, humping heavy items around, usually in a forecourt environment. however, due to the unsociable nature, and unattractive physical form, they are best kept alone, in a dark grotto or office.

BEWARE! THE ENGLISH TROGGO IS A VENOMOUS BEAST, AND SHOULD NOT BE APPROACHED WITHOUT THE RIGHT PROTECTIVE EQUIPTMENT

Quasimodo the Trollerton Troggo