rock star parking

Parking inconsiderately or illegally so as to maximize one's own safety, comfort, and convenience. When parallel parking, placing one's vehicle in the center of an open space at least two vehicles long, so as to maximize the spaces between the other vehicles and one's own.

"Nice rock star parking. I could have parked on this block if you'd parked like a human, but instead I ended up two blocks down."

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