national salt day

National salt day is a day we should all bow down to salt Bc they are hot.

me: Hey it’s national salt day today
Ur dad: what’s that?
Me: a day we bow down to a hot ass mf

acid day

A day were we all worship verozkio#0001 since they are the best person in the world<3

Oakie: it’s acid day!!
Rando: what’s that?
Oakie: a day to bow to acid <3

Tvsoot appreciation day

November 13th is Tvsoot appreciation day! A day to appreciate the nicest and most amazing person in the whole world<3

Oakie: o: it’s Tvsoot appreciation day
Brian: what’s that??
Oakie: it’s a day to appreciate Tvsoot! :D

tvsoot

Tvsoot is the most amazing person in the whole wide world <3

Oakie: hey tvsoot I love you

Tvsoot: idc
Oakie: did you just a knowledge me?? I love you Tvsoot marry me hottie