Chasity

a name poor, stupid people give to their children; likely a misspelling and mispronunciation of "chastity."

Yo, you see dat Chasity ho? She got a fine ass!

Chasity's mom must be so fucking stupid, she misspelled her kid's name.

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Rec-tite

More Commonly Rectite

A (non-existant and fictional) adhesive used to glue your asshole shut to prevent diarrhea. While originally coined by Miami Herald humor columnist Dave Barry, the term has persisted in the drug culture due to the persistent diarrhea experienced by opiate addicts during withdrawals.

Because Spud failed to apply Rec-tite he completely shit the bed.

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