Scratch me up the till, Mum

When you are surprised or delighted at something that may excite you. Often used in a sexual manner. British.

Scratch me up the till, Mum, that dress is practically see through.

Beets on flap

When you got something hanging down below that ain’t doin nothing and you decide to add a little something to it.

Yo, I’m gonna do a beets on flap on you ass, shit.

Tilled out

When you dangle out in public, especially in store, and decide to get busy.

I went shopping and ended up getting tilled out by the cashier.