When you start out on a run and realize that you're gonna have to change your route as soon as possible to include a stop by a public bathroom.
"Where'd you go? I totally lost you on that run."
"Dude. I totally had to bowel route."
"Ooooh. Yeah. Bowel routing is the worst."
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At a live Alabama football game, you suckled your actively lactating wife in the stadium รขยย because she needed you to.
"Where'd you guys disappear to for the second quarter?"
"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."