Keyboard Slobber

When you lazily drag your hand across the keyboard, mostly when you are drunk.

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Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.

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Snattle

Verb. To not technically "Steal" something, but take something without permission and replacing it elsewhere other than in your posession.

Jim: Heay Mike, let's go snattle that traffic cone and cause some mischief.
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Jim: Snattle Joe's jacket and put it in Mike's locker.