d-baggery

A shortened, more concise form of douchebaggery. More prone to use in the heat of a verbal reaming.

Quit your fucking d-baggery this instant!!!

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the electric slide

Using rubbing alcohol as anal lube while blasting "The Electric Slide" so loud that the neighbors can hear it. The combination of alcohol and extreme soundwaves make for quite the stimulating enema. Not limited to any specific sexual orientation. After all everybody poops. "You can feel it, IT'S ELECTRIC!!"

Me and (insert name) got so hammered last night we did the electric slide until 4am, then totally shit all over the place!!!

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peachy keen dream

Having everything work out perfectly and in harmony with your entire existence...then waking up.

Oh, man. Last night I had a real peachy keen dream.

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chieder

Relatively clean term for a vagina, cunt, twat, snatch, bitch dick, beaver, clit, cooter, muff, poon, cooch, vag, coochie, poontang, gash, cum slut slit, hole, bearded clam, minge, quim, labia, fish taco, puss, cum dumpster, snapper, etc.

(In church) Hey, did you see that delicious piece of chieder in the front pew?