Crooked Rainbow

Another term for the Gay Mafia or a gay militant, but it implying a culture of political corruption and rabid violence going far beyond the usual stereotype.

The term was first coined in promotional materials for "Stationery Voyagers," referring to the satirical "Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against All Possible Criticism" that frequently harassed, threatened, and threw bombs at the story's heroes and vandalized their property out of revenge for the heroes refusing to endorse the group's social agendas.

The term alludes to incidents of gay organizations that have attacked and vandalized churches in both Lansing and Canada.

Corrupt politicians, evil filmmakers, communists, anarchists, and demonic bobcats (in the story at least) all seek to manipulate the Crooked Rainbow to aid their own agendas. And achieve this by promising special privileges that nobody else in society has ("rights") as a reward for going along. Resulting in the Crooked Rainbow participating in every single cuckoo fringe Leftist cause around hoping for a future reward.

Not straight = crooked

Whereas a Gay Mafiosi would simply be dictatorial, a Crooked Rainbow Militant would break electoral confidentiality, find out who voted "no" on a gay marriage proposal, stalk that voter, and greet the voter with a Molotov cocktail to the face, all while foaming at the mouth and screaming.

The term "Crooked Rainbow" plays on anti-Occupy Wall Street movement sentiments also.

Jane: "Can you believe what SoulFarce did over the weekend?"

John: "What?"

Jane: "They urinated all over the basement of that church down the street from us, and smashed all its windows."

John: "I thought it was the church five blocks down that was giving them problems? Isn't the one they attacked friendly to their causes? Can't they get their targets straight before they get violent?"

Jane: "'Fraid not. These aren't the harmless fuzzball friendly neighborhood types. These guys are Crooked Rainbow. They attack anything with a cross on it."

John: "Crap. Good thing we're not in Canada, or it'd be illegal for us to report the facts to the local paper."

*John and Jane are both immediately assaulted with molotov fire*

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Breitbarted

To die in ways which are within the means of a government assassin, though difficult to prove, when someone in government has a clear motive and all that is missing is the smoking gun. To qualify, someone in government has to be suspected of being the alleged assassin. The means of death has to be highly suspect and convenient.

A random civilian getting shot in the eyes by a neighbor who doesn't like his political views is not being Breitbarted. A man with damning evidence and testimony against an elected official who suddenly shows up in a dumpster decapitated and it's ruled a "suicide" by the coroner, however, definitely qualifies. Most victims, however, die of heart attacks - which can be brought about by hard-to-trace poisons. The difficulty is proving it.

In summary, you need:

1) Reasonable grounds for suspicion of foul play.
2) A clear government motive for assassination.
3) Convenient circumstances.
4) Someone in government as a prime suspect. Not the Mafia, unless the two are working in cohorts.
5) Impeccable timing.

Absurd coroner rulings are optional. This usually applies to conservatives who die suspiciously and to liberals who are suspected, but any combination of ideologies is possible for a victim-assassin relationship, provided the other above-stated qualifiers are present.

Named after Andrew Breitbart, the timing of whose death raised lots of suspicions.

When the Mafia does it, they say it was "made to look like an accident." When the government does it, that's called being "Breitbarted."

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