ISRAEL-D

ISRAEL-D /or Irrational Schizophrenic Reactive Enurectic Learning Disorder. More commonly called Isreal Disorder.

Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.

It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.

Person 1: Man this shit is getting serious fr.

Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!

Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.

Person 2: Fr?!

Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!

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3-Phase Pleasuring

A sexual act usually preformed on a woman by a man, that involves a three step act of pleasure meant to bring the woman to ultimate orgasm.

Foreplay: Do whatever you both enjoy to first warm up (kissing, stroking etc).

Step one: Let the girl lay fown on a soft and comfortable spot (such as the end of the bed) and preform cunnilingus on the girl and put extra focus on her clitoris. Stop right before she climaxes, take a short break to make out.

Step two: Massage her entire genital area, with extra focus put on her labia, vulva, clitoris and mainstreet. Stop right before she climaxes and take another short break to make out.

Step 3: Penetrate her with the penis and continue until she reaches climax. Recommended that it's done in a position that is not physically demanding for the girl, yo minimise the potential injury sustained by falling as a result of shaky legs.

Matt: Ey bro guess what me a Annie did last night?

Malcolm: Well idk? Tell.

Matt: 3-Phase Pleasuring *smirk

Malcolm: WHAT! NO WAY! That stuff is mythical! How was it?

Matt: Well she had to take the next day off from work. Couldn't stand up straight.

Malcolm: BROOO!!!

Matt: Ik :) ;)