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A sub genre of rock ân roll music, branching off the Nü-Metal sub genre, characterized by heavy guitar riffs, simplistic lyrics surrounding love, loss, and sex. It is widely accepted by a class of listeners who are not visibly metal fans - such as weight room enthusiasts, football players, auto mechanics, and others who commonly use âbroâ as an informal way to address a friend, acquaintance, or even a complete stranger. The common listener also usually queues up popular hip-hop tracks, gangsta rap, country, etc on their personal listening device. Bros typically refer to this genre simply as âmetal.â Bands include, but are not limited to:
⢠Nickelback
⢠Creed
⢠Puddle of Mudd
âHey bro. Have you heard that new Nickleback album? That shit is dope. Chad Kroeger really hits me right in the feels.â
âBro! Bro! I hear Creed might get back together next week. I love it when Scott Stapp opens his arms wide when he shouts. That shit is tough like Jesus, bro!â
âHey bro. I got an extra ticket to see Puddle of Mudd tomorrow night. I canât find anyone else to go with me. I have an extra Ed Hardy shirt in it for you can have if you want to tag along. Câmon bro, no one else will go with me. Câmon bro. Broooooo?!â
âYeah, I canât stand watching Scott Stapp mimick Eddie Vedderâs voice or pretend heâs Jesus Christ. At least Eddie Vedderâs natural speaking voice sounds similar to how he sings. Scott Stapp sounds nasally when he talks and writes lyrics that appeal to either 3rd graders or gym rats who love bro metal.â
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When you are experiencing a window to take a shit and need to find a place to do it.
I have to shit so badly but i don't think I can do it without stinking up the workplace. I need to do a little window shopping to find the right place to drop a load.
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Tickles and hurts at the same time
Stop tickling me!!! *Hahahaha* Oww! Ahhh! Stop, it turts!!!
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A time when a person is able to poop.
"Oh my God, I've got a window to take a shit right now. Wait, nope. It just crawled back up. I'll have to wait for the next window to come around."
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