Papa D

An extremely curious man who interrogates anyone and everyone who enters a room. He is also convinced that Google is constantly listening to him, so much to the point that he unplugs his Google home speaker in-between uses. This paranoid man actually had the audacity to name his Google home speaker "shed speaker", because he doesn't want Google to know he has a living room. He continually asks you questions when you have just woken up. Not to mention he can't hear you 99% of the time making you repeat yourself so many times that you start to hate that you said anything at all.

"That Papa D man is super curious"
"How many questions has that Papa D dude asked you today?"