fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.

Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.

Dut

A dyke haircut, like a bowl cut for example.

"My hair cutter screwed up my hair."
"Yeah she totally gave you a dut."

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