Up The Mountain

The act of being from Upper Greenwood Lake and having multiple tattoo's, regardless if you are a girl or a boy.

It is also common to have farm animals as family pets here. In fact, it's common to marry family pets here.

It's believed that the lack of oxygen Up The Mountain has gotten to the local residents' heads, which would explain the odd acting of this starnge area of the even stranger West Milford.

UGL (AKA Up The Mountain). Where the men are men, and the women have tattoo's.

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West Milford

The home of Clinton Road, which is the home of klansmen. I know, I live here. It has a bunch of weird stuff in it, and yes, most of the girls are whores.

This has also been the recent home of bomb threats, as the school have has seven in 07-08, and so far, only one in 08-09.

And yes, there are a lot of druggies and moron's here that like to have sex at the age of twelve. Not saying any names, but you might wanna clean those bedsheets better.

Random Guy 1: You 18?
Random Girl 1: No, but after all, this is West Milford.

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