MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A middle-aged woman who's young adult children's friends want to fuck. Typically blonde and buxom.

Note: a recent trend has developed in which any female with a child, regardless of her age, is considered a MILF. This is a bastardization of the original meaning of the word as popularized by the movie American Pie. The phrase "childless MILF" has even

been popping up recently, which is obviously ludacrous.

"Dude, your mom is such a fucking MILF, I can't concentrate on this homework."

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