Wet Pork

After you get done fucking a nasty slut on a hot summer day and not washing your meat for 3 days, and they are all soggy and smell like old hoagies.

guy 1 - Dude why are you itchin ya dick so much, you got crabs or somethin?

guy 2 - Naw bro, i got a real bad case of wet pork.

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Jamaican Silkworm

when a jamaican girl gets a group cum dump from a bunch of miners.
rolls around in dirt and looks like a silky worm.

Hey, check out Anika, shes getting the jamaican silkworm!

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