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A guy masturbates in a shake (any kind) and makes the girl chug it all down.
"Sandra said that the skeet shake I gave her was the best shake she ever had"
2π 3π
The Foo Fighter's version of Mentos, as seen in the music video, "Big Me"
"Footos would be fucking awesome to buy"
Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)
"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."
When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!
"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."
45π 2π
When a girl reaches in a guy's pocket and plays with a his dick
"I heard Anna gave Jimmy a pocket adventure in physics class!"
6π 2π
A preppy girl who dates almost everybody and the school. She goes out with someone for a couple of weeks and breaks up with them. Mainly, they are easy to fuck around with but they fuck you at the end.
"I dont know why Jonny is dating Jassidy, all she is preppy leftovers and she will probably break up with him tomorrow"
6π 2π
A guy slaps his dick on a girl's chest as hard as he can and screams "Woooooooo!"
"I gave your mother the Ric Flair last night"
9π 2π