cuntle

The name given to the amount of times one's vision is multiplied when extremely drunk.

"I'm seeing double mate" "Fuck that I'm seeing cuntle!"

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douchechills

The feeling you get when something is so incredibly embarassing and/or retarded, you have to avoid making contact or avert your attention with it or else taking the risk of feeling like a total loser-douche.

From some shitty teen movie, popularized by the latenight Washington Area radio show "The Hideout Featuring El Jefe and J Dubs"

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Pike

A. To throw up

B. To refrain from participation

A. "He's had 10 pints i think he's gonna pike!"

B. "Don't stay at home you piker, come out!"

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Daddy Stool

Meaning to have a shit, derived from the song "Daddy Cool". Usually accompanied by a rendition of the song with altered lyrics.

I need a Daddy Stool... "Daddy - Daddy Stool!"

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Armitage

Abbreviation of "Armitage Shanks" (popular brand of bathroom appliance including showers) meaning: to have a shower and a wank.

Theres no privacy, I had to have an armitage mate.

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