Jerry

A beginner or an amateur skier/snowboarder who’s out of their depth. The chairlift is their biggest nightmare. They’re typically more concerned with the aesthetics of skiing, sporting gear with price tags that usually far outweigh their skillset. They’ll refrain from asking for the easiest way down the mountain until reaching the top of the chairlift, only to traverse in a pizza or edge slide their way all the way back to the lodge where they will proceed to get insatiably hammered before hitting the slopes once more.

“You’re improving a lot, but you still kinda ride like a Jerry. Don’t worry, we all did at some point!”