Sploof

The act of cumming and ripping ass at the same time during sex

Bob:"I was fucking this girl and she sploofed. It was weird."

Jeff:"that sounds weird."

Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off

Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Jaink

Something that looks like an absolute piece of shit but somehow works

Bob:"man I wish the side plates I made didn't look so jaink."

Jeff:"maybe you should get rid of all the rough edges."

Undead Dream

when you eat out a girl who has her period and cums and the same time.

Kyle: dude, Emily gave me a Undead Dream.
Ben: The fuck is that?
Kyle: she blead and came.
Ben: WHAT THE FUCK!?