Furry

a Furry is a mentally retarded person that has contracted "FURRYS",
F-Father
U-Unattendence
R-Regularly

R-Reccuring
Y-Yearly
S-Syndrome
Scientist say that Furrys is like autism and aids combined. Furrys has been known to infect a younger majority.

Scientists can still not find the root cause of Furrys, though, they say it might relate with "lack of attention as a child", or being "fatherless"

"Dad, I'm coming out as a furry!"

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"Son ,me and your mom have decided to disown you, get out of the house."