Something a man does across your nipples.
"He ghostchar Smeels Across Your Nipples"
-AI dungeon
"Whoconfut" is what you say when someone coughs. a bless you or gesundheit for coughing.
"Who-con-fut"
Man: *coughs*
Woman: Whoconfut.
Man: Thank you.
Scurmurmun is the act of garnishing your food with the bodies of spiders.
"Dude, I just saw the creepiest movie! They had an entire scene purely of Scurmurmun."