When expecting something awesome yet instead it's super stale
Quit acting so burnt toast ya little bitch!
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High and drunk at the same damn time
Carl: Can we please get a little boozy and supa stoned!
Max: Yes sir, lets get highmered as shit!
Hilarious thing to call khakis when wearing no underwear.
Carl... Dude when I farted I accidentally sharted so I had to ditch my undies.
Max... Sounds like those those khakis became Cockis (Cock ees)