popped my bag of wheat crunchies

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.

"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"

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Boff the Mcfly

To 'Boff the Mcfly out of', meaning to have sex with a girl so vigorously as to hopefully rememedy her poor taste in music.

1. Man: "I'm seeing this cool girl man, but she listens to terrible music!"

Friend: "Take her home and Boff the Mcfly out of her!"

2. Man: "So what happened last night man, did you Boff the Mcfly??"

Friend: "I Boffed the Mcfly out of her then i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her face! ...it was fun times!"

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