80-80 Rule

One cannot wear tank tops unless is is greater than 80 degrees out or they can combine curl more than 80 pounds.

Rick was breaking the 80-80 Rule so I made him put a sweatshirt over his frail arms

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vaginal banjo

When a woman's vagina is loose enough that her vaginal lips can be stretched and strummed.

Man she was so loose, I was able to play the vaginal banjo.

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Picachuchu

A Picachuchu is when you attach jumper cables to a womans tits. Once they start to lactate you attach the other side of the jumper cables to a car battery, you will then tittyfuck her until she screms "Picachu"

My girlfriend wanted to have a painful sexual experience so we did a Picachuchu, her tits bled for an hour straight

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