thottie hottie

A girl who u know is a thottie and hit half the school but she is just too damn fine to pass up

Friend 1: damn she fine
Friend 2: u know she hit 4 guys...this weekend
Friend 1: i know...but I can't pass her up though, she a thottie hottie

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Vinegar sweat box

When you turn up the heat in the middle of a hot summer day at your home, lay down a tarp in your living room or other open space, and fog up the windows with that special lady.

Jim: Hey, what did you get into last night ?

John: Me and that girl Jennifer did a vinegar sweat box at the house. Got real hot and steamy.

Upsy

To get worked up, excited, or increasingly fervent about something.

"wow, I'm getting really upsy as I'm watching these seeds grow!"

"I get really upsy when I disagree with dumb AP Lang bullshit. "

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daily dickage

1. The daily amount of dick a female needs to keep her in check
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week

Brenda's daily dickage is very low because she rarely had sex with her husband (don't get married).

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Dirty blanket

The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.

Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate

Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.

Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.