Pokemong

"Pokemong" is a name given to someone who loves Pokemon so much, that he/she's becoming incredibly annoying and everyone just wants to avoid that person.
This is seen as an addition to the given name, "Mong"; But as pokemon is included into the equation: It's more... offensive and exact.
A "Pokemong" is usually located between the ages of 6 and 12, but there have been cases of people aged 20 or above to be one!
*A group of Pokemongs are referenced as "Pokemongae".*

Person 1: Hey dudes! Did you see the the Pokemon Movie in the cinema yet?? IT..IS...AMAZING! Mewtwo is just sooo cool, I got him on card! Who's your favourite pokemon? Is it.. Charmander, Squirtle, Charizard, Evee?? Or maybe...

Person 2: You are such a Pokemong now, Ash. Get with the times, Yu-Gi-Oh is the best!

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No Parts

Many might not know, but "No Parts" is "Strap on" spelt backwards! Mind blow, ay?

Porn Star One: "Seeing as I have no parts, I'll use a strap on!"

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