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The dog which curves all sense of reality and leaves you in a state of ruin every time your dad mentions it.
dad: I have a dog named slucy!
the rest of the family: be quiet dad, you left five years ago.
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Jade is the definition of cringe. She is the human manifestation of the word cringe. No matter what you say, or what you do, when you utter the name âJadeâ cringe will run through your mind 1000 times for 1000 years. When a singular person named Jade is in ones presence, the very aura of cringe is felt within the room
1: Hey whoâs that?
2: Thatâs J.
1: What does J stand for, Jade
1+2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT *ruptures an organ and fucking dies*
La Spirito which keeps you up at night, looming over your bed as you constantly sweat. (Constantly referred to as dad, the father and saucy bobby
dad: I am the ghost of the parco dei principi!
The rest of the family: oh heck here we go again
La spirito which keeps you up at night, looming over you as you sweat constantly, just wishing it would stop tickling your feet. (Commonly referred to as dad, the father, daddyman or daddy waddy
Dad: I am the ghost of the parco dei principi!
Everyone else: oh God here he comes again...
The man who lead the conquest into New Mexico
âWhoâs your favourite historical figure?â
âAlex the Similar Bean, Conqueror of New Mexico, of course!â