Wafflette

The result of making an omelette in a waffle maker. The omelette then resembles the shape of a waffle.

Janet: hey you want a wafflette?

Karen: umm yes of course

Janet: (cracks 4 eggs right into the waffle maker)

4-8 minutes later...
Janet: Hands Karen an omelette in the shape of a waffle

Karen: (takes a big bite) and says, This is the best wafflette I’ve ever tasted

Janet: (gives a big thumbs up to Karen)

aperson

A non-gendered term for the word "amen"

Thank you for the food we are about to eat. aperson

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Sudge

A foamy consistency of a liquid substance

There sure is a lot of sudge in this bubble bath

Lettuce Dildo

Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.

Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.