Hotential

A ho that has potential to be a wifey.

She’s not living up to her hotential.

Fox Chapel

The littest town in all of PA. Home to the preppiest (and richest) of people. The scandals keep everything exciting. We’re much more than your average small town. Don’t fuck with us.

Bro have you heard about Fox Chapel?

Yeah, dude, I wish I lived there. It’s fucking lit!

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National Punch Short People Day

The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.

"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"