Chicken Skinning

When a man walks around with his fly unzipped and one of his balls hangs out.

Check out that dude, he must really be tanked...he's chicken skinning!

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magic panty eraser

Any alcholic beverage, particularly red wine or tequila, which causes a woman to have a one night stand.

Dude 1: "That chick drank a whole bottle of wine."

Dude 2: "She's mine dude, the magic panty eraser will be kicking in any minute now!"

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VPILF

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"

Sarah Louise Heath Palin, born February 11, 1964. The current governor of Alaska, and the Republican vice presidential nominee in the 2008 United States presidential election. John McCain's running mate in 2008.

Sarah Palin is a VPILF. I'd like to be her running mate!

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