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Creep Glasses

Sunglasses that you wear in public so people don't notice you staring at them.

I was at the mall and I saw this really cute boy/girl at the table in front of me, I couldn't let them notice that's why I brought my creep glasses just in case.

by Ohlalalalalala March 1, 2015


The Elvis

When a girl sucks your dick while you are standing up shaking your hips.

Optional : also while you are singing an elvis song.

I drank so much coffee on our date and when we went back to my place I was so jittery and she started sucking my dick so I decided it would be the perfect time to Do The Elvis
( you ain't nothin but a hound dog!!!)

by Ohlalalalalala May 4, 2015