Ditlom

Day in the life of me.

"Wow, spilled another cup of coffee this morning! #ditlom"

1👍 1👎

british people

A phrase that creates a lot of debate and stereotyping between Americans and Britons on Urban Dictionary.

American: I'm going to define this word to take a stab at how snobby the British are!

British People: I'm going to define this word to jab at how fat Americans are!

99👍 32👎

Bimbo

Code word for “condom”

“I have to run to Walmart to pick up some bimbos.”

Schlaud

Verb-To roast, destroy, or hammer

(V) 1. I just schlauded those hot dogs.
(V) 2. I'm gonna schlaud you so hard if you don't shut up!
(V) 3. I'd pay 20$ to schlaud you.

5👍 1👎

Axe Wound

Vagina, some damn kids told me!

Man, I wouldn't mind gettin in her axe wound.

166👍 118👎