Aidan

A bright spritley lad or (ladette) who will add a variant of randomosity to any conversation/interaction. Has a tendancy to be confusing (even to themselves) and has a brutal sense of humor (which is coincedently brutally humorous).

they are usually of the large and hairy variety ( in the early years they are normally found to be fluffy, but it is yet unknown how hairy they can become!)
NB: in close contact, hair-balls can be a side effect

WARNING: in the summer months can be known to sweat more water than you drink in a day: beware of contact.
If this substance gets into your eyes contact your doctor immidietly and shower with vigor!

EX1
matey no.1 "you coming out today to catch some of the summer sun?"

matey no.2 "yeah, I think Aidan's coming along later aswell"

matey no.1 "Aw crap, did you bring an umbrella?"

EX2
Doctor "Have you had any irregular contact in the past couple weeks?"

Patient "No, i've just been spending some time with my mate Aidan"

Doctor "Oh, I see... that'll explain the rash"

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