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1) Lacking feelings, emotions and empathy for anyone else in the world besides one's own self due to having O.C.D. behaviors related to years of addiction to one's phone, texting, social media, messaging and/or all related areas which therefore evolve into personality dysfunctions in society connected with A.D.D., A.D.H.D. and/or any related emotional personality defects caused from one's addiction to electronics.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.
Millennial Communication Disorder (MCD) can be defined as one or more of the above definitions but better expressed in the example of the following:
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)
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A sport heard by many, played by few.
Clay: "Hey Dude! I've seen that before...What they doing there?? 7-on-7 throwing that Frisbee around!" Dude Smith: "Oh Dude! That's Ultimate Frisbee...That's one of those Underground Sports! You gotta be a Bad Ass to play that!!"
Connecting the energy of the mind, body and soul in a relationship via text. The act of developing a meaningful dating relationship through deep spiritual context via text messaging. Not once talking to each other, but simply and periodically exchanging strong physical and chemical emotions via text through discussions based on/around Spiritual Growth that simultaneously helps each other achieve the Ultimate Spiritual Orgasmic Climax via Text.
Dude Smith: "Dude, I met this girl on Tinder and we chatted for hours! Then she gave me her number and the next night we connected so strong via text especially spiritually when she told me her beliefs in the Law of Attraction and knowing that what we think about we bring about! We couldn't stop Spiritexting, both of us became so Hot n Horny we had to meet up that night!! It was on! We both had the best Spiritual Orgasmic Night Ever Dude!!!" Duane Smith: "Word??"
Posting a FB note while "High as all Fuck" on how good your edibles and related 420 friendly materials are that you recently digested, then coming across the post 2 days later and saying "Wow! Who Posted That?!?"
"Wow that 'Pot Post' I just came across on my FB page from the other day confirms my view on how Dope that Synthesis Shit was....as I don't remember 'Fuck!' about posting it! Man....was I Burnt!!"
Text conversations related to where the party is gonna be, who's gonna be there, who's gonna get trashed, who's gonna get laid, who's gonna get it...get it...get it on!!
Typical "Beerexting" comment sent to drinking friends consist of the following:
"wassup homie...ru down for the concert tonight or the UFC fight or ru gonna be in that gang bang you told me about...or is it gonna be all of the above?!?!? get back to me let me knowassup 4da party night2night!! Peace!"
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