Mud cricket

A typical midwestern skank with a bald tire around around her waist and a “white claw” in her hand floating down the river while giving her cousin a reach around. Often found driving a 2WD Chevy k1500 full of rust with camo seat covers. These females Will pay you cash to suck the meat off your dick. Often mistaken as “river rats” a mud cricket is a lot more dangerous. Not only do they have crotch crickets in there pants they have mud pies in there pussies. They can be found at most lakes and rivers, but there most favorite are the creeks.

“Yo dom check out that mud cricket over there, I bet she can eat an apple through a picket fence”

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Spitters

Know most commonly on “race jet skis” spitters are often mistaken as pissers. Only full blown racers know about “spitters”.

“Oh yeah fuck yeah dom check out those “spitters” on that super jet over there.. that guy pulls ass for sure”