The California Vortex

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.

“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”

Shedeemabaws

Phrase used after receiving head, letting others know “she did my balls”, often said quickly in a southern accent

Bro #1: Ay, I heard you was with Shanota last night
Bro #2: Yea, Shedeemabaws, too
*Dap each other up