gaydar

the ability to point out a homosexual

dude! my gardar's going off
watch out, i'm picking up a reading on my gaydar

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ratface

That genuine look your girlfriend gives you when you piss her off
That look where words just aren't necessary
Unquestionably horrific
It wasn't me

I forgot to tell her i wasn't going to make it home for anniversary, when i got home i got the 'ratface'
she asked if her clothes made her look fat, i told her it wasn't the clothes; needless to say i got the ratface
what's wrong? i don't know but my girlfriend gave me the ratface so....ya i should probable find out.

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