pinwash

Someone who has a small penis and must clean it every day, or it shall get dirty real quick with smegma.

Could you believe that little twerp was a pinwash, that's why I dumped him.

Double tap

The art that generally occurs at the end of intercourse, where the man ejaculates into the partner's eye, and the other in quick succession.
Also known as: Double-tapping facial.

If she doesn't shut up, I'll double tap her sister.