Going to the basement

Masturbation. Derived from the Family Guy episode where Brian was married to Lois. When she would turn him on and not have sex with him. He would say Im going to the basement

So what are you doing this Weekend
Well Im going to the strip club with my friends then going to the basement when i get home.

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Relief Pitching

A baseball term used to describe the act of engaging in sex with a less than desirable or not so attractive female, for the sole purpose of ending a period sexual frustration

I hooked up with an ugly chick last night at the bar.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.

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