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The "Gavin Brennan Pearse " Males are at the very top of the male socio-sexual hierarchy, Above the notorious sigma male.
A GBP male can be quoted as answering "don't know" to any question posed, A GBP male does not divulge personal information to those of lower socio-sexual standing Commonly stating "none" when asked about personal subjects.
A GBP is ALWAYS forklift certified.
A GBP must instigate 2-3 fights daily.
A GBP must ALWAYS have the blood of his enemies on his face.
A GBP is forbidden to wear a shirt with a collar properly
A GBP male Must always challenge any sigma nearby to a brawl to the death.
A6 GBP male doesn't need to lookmaxx, he is already peak male performance.
A GBP male does not shower to preserve their natural pheromones to attract men as women are of a lower social standing.
A GBP male may only reproduce with other GBP males through rough femchad furry sex
Im literally A GBP, I am Gavin Brennan Pearse
Did you hear that _____ is a GBP male, hes so hot
The way somebody named Warren O'Doherty would would spell the word "phrase"
Warren: you wouldn't understand that fraze
Me: that's a Warren O' Doherty Moment
When someone says something so stupid they have to explain it and yet still nobody understands it, that's known as a "Warren O' doherty Moment"
Warren: you have a face like a lizard
Me: what?
Warren: your face looks like a lizard because of your eyes.
Me: what? God that's such a Warren O' Doherty Moment .
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