armadillhole

An armadillo's ass hole.

(boyfriend + girlfriend in bed going at it)

Bruce?

-what?
do you know where your sticking your dick?
-your vagina.
no. your dick is in an armadillhole.
-oh shit! wrong hole! that's my taxidermy collection!

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Twilight Saga

A load of Bull Shit

~~~Twilight Saga~~~

Bella: I love you Edward!

Edward: I want to drink your blood.

Bella: I still love you.

Edward: Jesus Christ.

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