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The literal definition of a bitch with a small penis
The hottest woman that will ever live. Every guy wants to Alabama Hot Pocket her. She visits you in your dreams and then meets you the next morning and bed fucks you with test tubes and bunsen burners
'Dude I saw MerylByfield last night, we just made 5 babies last night!'
'Broo I want to Alabama Hot Pocket her so much!'
A tall ass 6'10 guy who likes wearing burberry and teaching about chemistry
'God I love stuart whelan, he really knows how to make me smart!'
The most bent-straight man ever. Can barely keep his dick in his pants. His cock is average 25 feet long. He can please any girl he likes just by giving them some roofies and a back massage. He loves twerking on guys and girls. He never makes anyone feel left out. His
Finlay Gray is sooo fucking hot oml
An absolute faggot and a nonce, he doesnt even know chemistry or maths or physics and ca barely get his peen up. He tries to get nudes off of strangers and can never get any, not matter how many he tries with! He's an actualy dickhead who doesnt think about anyone else, he smashes his TV and blames it on gravity. He loves to whack it off to furry porn and has a fur suit himself
'Yo dude, check it out, it's Gregor Fishy Fish! Let's beat his nonce ass!'
'Fuck yeah!!!'
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