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Wokabulary

The words used in the sphere of politically correct language so as not to offend.

His wokabulary didn't include they/them before he met his co-worker who didn't use traditional gender pronouns.

by OldManRealist February 8, 2022


The Contract

Millennial term for spouse or, generally, marriage. Shows the newly discovered disdain for old institutions like marriage.
Used as a pejorative about other's spouses preventing sexual relations.

I met this hot girl, she seemed to be down for the cause, then at the end of the night she got a text and had to run home to The Contract! Typical!

by OldManRealist February 10, 2018

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mortis interruptus

Attempted murder, in law. From the Latin for “interrupted death.” See coitus interruptus (the withdrawal method of birth control).

My client was indicted on charges of mortis interruptus, and we will be arguing that he didn’t have the mens rea (intent/mental state) required for a conviction.

by OldManRealist December 16, 2023


Theysayer

Someone who cites the opinions they have heard from others, a short article online, or in an overheard conversation fragment.
A modern version of the Word on the street as your proof.

GEORGE:'Then I figured it out... She was a Theysayer!

JERRY: A theysayer?! You do not need a theysayer in your life right now . You are living a fact-based life!

GEORGE: A FACT-BASED LIFE, JERRY! NO TIME!

(Door opens, Kramer enters)

by OldManRealist February 18, 2018