Electric Bog

Unlike a regular bog, an electric bog goes bzzzt. The phrase “Electric Bog” is typically used as a substitute for words: often those similar to, or rhyming with “Bog”, however this is not always the case. Electric bogs are primarily found within online global chat rooms and are closely associated with any electrical sounds. Specifically “bzzzt”.

“We are the Electric Bog. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

“Honey, I shrunk the Electric Bog”
“Friends call me Electric Bog Miser. Whatever I touch goes -bzzzt- in my clutch. Hah! I’m too much.”