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The American/British name for European football. (Disputed) Itâs a complex sport favored by many in the world. But letâs just clear this up, DIFFERENT PEOPLE CAN ENJOY DIFFERENT SPORTS. Sthu about this âpussy sportâ shit. Every sport has its difficulties; soccer players have to play a ninety minute game mostly using only their feet, requiring skill and talent(which many ignore) and when they get injured, itâs usually pretty bad, American football players have a variety of hardships such as ramming straight into other players using their bodies as a human wall getting pummeled and pummeling back, wide receivers sprint down the length of the field catching a one pound ball that flies toward you at sixty miles an hour facing a risk of breaking every bone in ur hand and wrist , baseball players hit balls flying toward them at circa 100 miles an hour facing down the risk of being hit, which can injure severely. So letâs just end this pussy shit. In fact, this was just a way of dissing upper middle class little caucasian kids running around while their moms pay thousands of dollars for club sports. This wasnât even started for dissing the sport. I play football, baseball and soccer, and theyâre each challenging in their own ways. Baseball requires coordination, football requires strength, and soccer requires agility. But do you know what they all need? Effort. So letâs settle this argument once and for all.
Soccer is not a pussy sport, nor is football or baseball, or any sport for that matter.
Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard-like species from the celestial body MU69. He is the king of Fakebook and aims to take over the world by mining the data of the population, preferably middle aged soccer moms. He will brainwash them with fake news to overthrow the government in a coup to him in power. If you ever see someone with knees on the back of their legs, thatâs Mark Zuckerberg in disguise, taking on a humanoid form to secretly destroy the world as we know it.
WTF Mark Zuckerberg is a fuckin lizard.
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