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Fuckboy

A fuckboy is a “boy” typically the age of 13 to 16, he is very basic, he has the most basic instagram name, it usually begins with “dxddy” or “papi” something like that. They’re usually Mexican or black, they love jordons, theyre not known to be the skinniest, but still manage to get a “girlfriend”, But they break up with that girlfriend after two days and get a new one in 1.3 seconds and claim their old one broke up with them. They always want “pics” and they always ask “are you a virgin?” They send unexpected dick pics without context, they get mad over the slightest like if you don’t send those “pics”. Their mother is the only woman they claim to respect even though we know they don’t theyre just whiny shits, they try to show off wads of cash, guns and drugs that they don’t really do or own, they have their ears Pierced, And they ALWAYS have the fuckboy haircut, it’s long at the top, usually slicked up with gel or it’s curled, and then they have a fade on the sides, meaning it’s buzzed, oh and they claim they’re not a fuck boy, and they also almost always live in California.

Fuckboy- “hey mommy lemme see dat ass”
Girlfriend- “I’m busy”
Fuckboy- “fuck you bitch we done”

by Oldwetblanket March 25, 2018