when a male cannot find a girl to have sex with so he is forced to pleasure himself.
noah is to ugly so he jacks off a WHOLE lot
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hizzle meanz herre.
letz go up in hizzle 4 shizzle my nizzle
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is when to hoes get together and be lesbians together
I used to have hoes who triflin`..now i got pros who dykin`..it`s excitin`
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Take a paper napkin, roll it up, dip it in water and hit someone in the face with it!!
Me and jack were having a play-fight in the pub and he put a wet fish straight in my ear!!
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