nobby

A manky old guy with a grizzly full beard, skanky unwashed hair, and thick rimmed glasses with a near permanent roll up fag in his mouth. Often seen walking out of off-licences.

I saw the worst possible Nobby on the train earlier.

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nobby

THE COOLEST DUDE WITH A 20inch PENIS! HE ROCKS!

nobby fuked me real hard i can hardly walk.
nobby is so cool.
everyone loves nobby.

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nobby

a stupid story with a pointless ending
or
ridiculous mistake.

Various nobbys-

"There's a bucthers........ they'll sell meat."

"Do I see my eyes!!??"

"Pick that up, that's loitering!"

" I was playin this game, and you had to stop by pressing the button, and I pressed it and it didnt work, so I pressed it again."

"Fuck me there are loads of gliders today! Oh no wait there's just one."

"Speed pickles in slow motion is just normal pickles!"

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Nobby

Adjective meaning ratchet, ugly, and all around ew.

Bruh did you see that bitch with her nobby ass hair?

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Nobby

Shipping name of the TikToker “Noen Eubanks” and the Make Up Artist “Abby Roberts” who are in a relationship since 2019

“Nobby is my favorite TikTok couple.”

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Nobbied

To be blind drunk, intoxicated

Kev "Did you see Billy at Mike's party yesterday?"
Caz "Yeah he made a rght fool of himself coming out the closet like that and stripping off, what was he thinking shoving his cock into Mike's drink?"
Kev "he's not going to remember much - he was totally Nobbied"

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Nobbi

badass, amazing, overwhelming, incredible...etc...basically a superior being, or object.

john:bro did you see that dude!??! (man jumping off of cliff doing flips)
tom:yea man that was nobbi!!
john:i know right! i wish i could be nobbi!

tom: you can bro! just go ask him (the man) how he did it!

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