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Life

A big ol' mistake

"Doesn't it suck to be alive" she asked
"yeah. Life is a mistake" he responded

by OliviaHasBiggerBallsThanJaxson January 23, 2018

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Olivia

Olivia is an amazing fake smiler. She's really good at pretending to be happy. She has all her own shit that she has to go through but she will do anything to have a smile on your face!

She's kinda wacky and all over the place and a Repressed emo but you'll never find a more trustworthy friend. You can do anything to her and she won't ever tell anyone your secrets.

She has major trust issues though, so if you're close to her, consider yourself lucky

Person A: did you see Olivia today?
Person B: Yeah, she smiled at me in the halls
Person A: I saw her leave school with her counselor, crying!

by OliviaHasBiggerBallsThanJaxson October 18, 2018


Ross

A repressed emo rat sex god
The best of the sexes in all the sex
most likely has a vagina...still a guy, though
Loves sex and is even hotter than Jaxson

Jaxson: Ugh, I'm so HOT AND SEXY
Olivia Louise: Not as hot as Ross, though.
Jaxson: can we at least be tied?
Olivia Louise : Don't lie to yourself, buddy-o

by OliviaHasBiggerBallsThanJaxson October 19, 2018

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Slurpidydirpdirp

When you are writing smut or fanfiction and you need some *sounds~* that you can write. Because we all know, writing the sounds is much harder than making them ;)

As he slowly pushed into her she moaned "slurpidydirpdirp"

by OliviaHasBiggerBallsThanJaxson January 23, 2018


Jaxson

Has tiny dick....unlike Olivia Louise

Jaxson: I have a big dick
Olivia: Bitch, where?

by OliviaHasBiggerBallsThanJaxson October 19, 2018

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